Saturday, November 29, 2008

Reunion.com can bite me.

For those of you not on Facebook, I'm copying and pasting a brief but highly descriptive rant about why I deleted my Reunion.com account.

Here is why I'm deleting my account. I will provide commentary later, I'm sure.

1. Subject: Nice Girl

Body: HI

YOU ARE GIF OF GOD
WELCOME TO US

BYE BYE

2. Subject: Nice Girl

Body: Hi Heidi

I am Happy Talk to you
you are angel of god
I would like meet wich you
any time Call me ***-*******

bye bye

my angel

3. Subject: Hmm!!!! shot at love

Body: I met a fredia long time ago in hounduras? You look so much like her' but she has passed away now.So i know its not her' but you are pretty and i was ust kidding about the shot at love thing.I heard on the tv show and thought it would funny to ask a girl that.

take care.

4. Subject: Nice pic!

Body: I don't know you but I thought I would drop a line and say hello!

5. Subject: hello

Body: Hi,

My name is M_____ Brown, I am a new person in this site, I'm a fun and energetic guy looking for someone to spend time with and hopefully grown with into a relationship. People say that I have a sense of humor and that I'm fun to be around. I love to laugh, and I love making people laugh. I consider myself a good listener and enjoy great conversation. My family and friends are very important in my life, and I spend time with them whenever I have the opportunity. My music taste is very eclectic, ranging from alternative and classic rock to 80's music and current pop. I love sports, both watching on TV and going to games, but I'm also a guy who loves sappy, romantic movies. I like going out on the town and also love quiet times at home.

I'm looking for an honest and beautiful lady, who has a passionate heart and a kind soul -- someone with a rugged side, who's still in touch with her emotions. I love a great sense of humor, but need someone who can be serious too. Basically, I'm looking for a lady who knows who she is, loves life and wants to share her life with a guy who has so much to give.

You need trust to love, but first you need to love in order to trust, Love is not about finding the right person, but creating a right relationship. It's not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end. If it is meant to be, our hearts will find each other when we meet.

I will lovely to know more about you and you can send your reply to me (____guy_@yahoo.com) or you meet me online for yahoo messenger for instant chatting, I will be very glad to hear from you soon.

Thanks

6. Subject: Hello,

Body: AM MARK FROM NEW YORK, I REALLY LIKE YOUR PIC, I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU CARE FOR A CHAT? I REALLY WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND KNOW YOU BETTER, THIS IS MY ID M***********_100@YAHOO.COM
........HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON...CHEERS.

7. Subject: lets chat

Body: Hi Freckles.. Your picture cought my eye. I saw that you were single. Im single too, I work long hours in the feald of constrouction between that and two boys 18 & 20 it does`nt leave much time to find someone special.. being a little shy dosent help things. hope to hear from you..Nick

8. Subject: hello

Body: hello heidi,

i find you to be a very attractive woman and you have lovely smile so i thought i would drop in to say hello and to leave my email address :) if you would like to chat i would like to hear from you.

m******@freestylephoto.biz

michael

9. Subject: Hello

Body: Hello,i saw ur pics and profile on here and i think yu are cute and nice,i will like to hear from you so we can know eachother better....Steven

GAH. Are you people KIDDING ME?!

2 comments:

Hedge T. Hog said...

But...but.... Fran, you ARE a Gif of God :) Like an animated icon of God. And I have to be careful not to save you in bitmap.

Tropicanna said...

Well... at least people at that site write you! I get nothing. NOTHING!