Wednesday, December 2, 2009

No, you're not sophisticated

I have come to the conclusion that drinking alcohol doesn't automatically make you sophisticated.

Especially when you always ALWAYS get hammered/sloppy/stupid/fall asleep on couches/can't drive/don't remember the party.

Especially when you whine about how a home-owner doesn't want you drinking in his house. The house he owns. The house he'll have to clean up.

Especially when you mock other people for their teetotaler habits after complaining about how no one respects your habits.

The actual sophisticates in the outside world understand that these things are tacky.

Grow up a little.